Manhattan's hardest working dog. No promises. No roadmap. Just work.
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Locals report seeing suited canine carrying briefcase at dawn
Witnesses claim the dog appeared at dawn, checked its watch, and walked purposefully toward the trading floor. "Never seen anything like it," said one janitor.
After years of remote work debates, one dog is single-handedly reviving the office culture. The worker dog movement spreads across social media.
"He just keeps working," says bewildered security guard
The dedicated canine has been spotted pulling double shifts. When offered treats, he reportedly asked for spreadsheets instead.
Subway riders report a well-dressed dog boarding the downtown express daily at 6:47 AM. "He reads the paper," one commuter claims.
The corner bodega reports their best customer never asks for anything fancy. "Black coffee. Every morning. No small talk. Exact change."
Unexplained uptick in output traced to single source. Analysts refuse to comment on whether the source has four legs.
Worker maintains strict schedule
Observed eating a modest meal at desk. No phone scrolling. No chit-chat. Back to tasks immediately.
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"I just want to work," dog allegedly stated
When offered corner office, the mysterious employee simply returned to their desk. Management remains confused but impressed.
As traders departed, one figure remained at their station. Night security reports the lights stayed on until midnight.
Anonymous sources confirm the worker exceeded all Q1 targets before January ended. Management considering raising the bar.
A tiny suit was reportedly dropped off for pressing. The clerk noted it was "impeccably maintained." No stains. No wrinkles.
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